Michael Keaton calls Spider-Man a “p*ssy”, says Batman would never cry (video)

Michael Keaton just can’t stop being awesome! Days after he said that Batman could beat up anyone, including The Hulk, he’s back in the news for another Batman quote.

Keaton appeared on The Tonight Show last night, and told host Jimmy Fallon a story about going into a store to get his broken iPhone fixed. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 was playing on one of the TVs, and the clerk seemed more interested in that than Keaton himself. Keaton decided to watch some of the movie, just as Spider-Man started crying after — spoiler alert! — Gwen Stacy died.

Keaton asked the clerk, “This is Spider-Man? Is he crying?” The clerk replied, “Yeah.” Keaton paused for a bit and simply said, “P*ssy.” The clerk gave him a look and Keaton added “Batman would never cry.”

Check out the hilarious story in the video above. Even though I also run Spider-Man News, it’s hard to argue with Keaton on this one. I think I’ll just leave this here…

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SOURCE: The Tonight Show (via Comicbook.com)