Dark Nights: Metal #5 came out this week, and Batman and Superman are still deep in the mess. And as you can see, poor Bruce has been in the mess for a long, long time. We all know he won’t be ancient forever, but for now, the Caped Crusader is super old and doing awkward laps on a perpetual butt-kicking machine. At any rate, the issue was quite fun, with some crowd-pleasing reveals and lots of Wonder Woman being Wonder Woman.

Art by Greg Capullo, Jonathan Glapion, and FCO Plascencia

We also got an oversized new spin on the origin of Clayface in Detective Comics’ first Annual, the kickoff to a crossover between Doom Patrol and JLA, and a very good first issue for brand-new hero The Silencer. It was heavier-than-usual for a fifth Wednesday—what books did you read? And if you haven’t already, go check out all of our reviews at the Comics page.